Diane Quote #181
Quote from Diane in Homicidal Ham
Diane: Who's there? Othello?
Andy: Aye, Desdemona.
Diane: Will you come to bed, my lord? [Norm claps]
Andy: Have you prayed tonight, Desdemona? I would not kill thy unprepared spirit.
Diane: Talk- Talk you of killing?
Andy: Aye. I do.
Professor DeWitt: He's convincing. There's a real murderous intensity about him.
Diane: Then heaven have mercy on me.
Andy: Think on thy sins.
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‘Homicidal Ham’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hiya, Sam.
Sam: Hey, Carla. Did you just get pregnant in the last five minutes?
Carla: No. I could, but this is just stuffing.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Well, I'm a little short and my rent is due, and I found out they give better tips to pregnant women.
Coach: It's absolutely dishonest, Sam. I mean, you should tell her to get rid of it.
Sam: I can't do that, Coach. She's Catholic.
Carla: Hey, would you watch it? I'm in a family way here.
[To a woman at a table as Carla adjusts her "baby bump"]
Carla: The kid's going to be a swimmer.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: [without moving] Carla, you stay out of this. Me and Norm will handle it.
Norm: Me. What do you want me to do?
Cliff: Norm, we gotta do something. Look, trust me. Statistics show that 33% of the time a guy carrying a gun will not use that gun if challenged.
Norm: So?
Cliff: Well, so, if he's already shot two people today, you're in luck. Now get him.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: [without moving] We've gotta help Sammy.
Norm: Why, what can we do?
Cliff: Uh, I don't know. Maybe we can jump the guy. He's not that big.
Norm: The gun is big. The gun's definitely big.
Carla: Maybe Diane could run in circles, flapping her arms, and draw his fire.