Carla Quote #100

Quote from Carla in Pick a Con.. Any Con

Sam: Let's go sit down over there. Coach, you wanna join us? Carla, you got the bar?
Diane: Oh, she always gets to watch the bar.
Sam: Diane, you may have the bar.
Diane: Goody. [rings the bell] Diane has the bar. Yes?
Carla: I need a Bloody Mary.
Diane: A Bloody Mary coming up. Where do we keep the Mary? "The Bartender's Guide." "The Bloody Mary." "There's nothing like a fresh Bloody Mary to start any day. This is a traditional favorite served with lunch, brunch, and often as the 'hair of the dog that bit you'. Its colorful name derives from the story"-
Carla: Make the drink!

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 ‘Pick a Con.. Any Con’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Hey, you feeling lucky tonight?
Diane: What you got in mind?
Sam: A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.
Diane: What are the stakes?
Sam: If I win, I get to go to bed with you.
Diane: What if I win?
Sam: You get to go to bed with me.
Diane: Forget it.
Sam: I understand. You'd rather earn it.

Quote from Sam

Sam: You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
Diane: Why not? Last night, I was up until two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.
Sam: I hope he thanked you for it.

Quote from Coach

Sam: What are you laughing at?
Coach: That.
Harry: One born every minute, huh, guys?
Coach: We did it, Harry!
Harry: There's your money. Now, who wants to play double or nothing?
Sam: You had George conned that you two were working together while it was you and Coach?
Coach: You're not even close.
Harry: Yeah, he is.
Coach: Oh, that's it exactly. Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.