Carla Quote #90
Quote from Carla in Diane's Perfect Date
Diane: I've got some lovely roast beef for a sandwich. Oh, Carla, if it bothers you, I could eat in the back.
Carla: Oh, no, no. I was a little nauseous before, but I'm fine now.
Diane: Oh, great.
Carla: You know, I'm starting to feel a little hungry myself. Would you mind handing me my lunch there, Coach? Thanks. Thank you. Mind if I join you, Diane?
Diane: Not at all.
Carla: You know, that's another thing about pregnancy: you get cravings. Green olive, red pimiento, nice juicy anchovy. Now, you open the little anchovy's mouth. Red pimiento. Stuff it into the anchovy's mouth. Sugar.
Diane: I think I've just lost my appetite... for ever. [exits]
Carla: Works every time. [takes a bite of Diane's sandwich]
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane's Perfect Date’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: OK, Sammy, we're rolling here. Those job offers ought to start pouring in now.
Sam: "Norm Peterson: thought-provoking, poignant, hilarious, a roller coaster of emotions. If you hire only one accountant this year, make it Norm Peterson." What is this?
Cliff: Uh, he had the paper open on the movie section, Sam.
Coach: Here's the part I like best, Sam. It says, "At last, an accountant the whole family can go see."
Quote from Diane
Sam: Hello, there. Did you have a nice weekend?
Diane: Oh, I had a wonderful weekend. Went to Martha's Vineyard, long walks on the beach, hiked over the dunes, crisscrossed the island on bicycles.
Sam: Still couldn't lose him, huh?
Diane: You now, you are the last person in the world who should take shots at somebody else's choice of dates. Not with the coterie of Betty Boops you squander you time, money and hormones on.
Sam: Hey, I date terrific women.
Diane: Yes. And talented. Without them, the art of gum-snapping might be lost for ever.
Sam: At least my dates don't count the number of letters in sentences.
Diane: Your dates can't form sentences.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Thank you so much. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do you mean- What do you mean, "Poor Sam"?
Diane: I didn't realize you were carrying such a torch for me.
Sam: No, no. I didn't say I was carrying a torch for you. I said I thought you were carrying a torch for me.
Diane: I'm certainly not carrying a torch for you.
Sam: Well, then I'm not carrying a torch for you.
Diane: Fine. Sam... If you'll admit that you are carrying a little torch for me, I'll admit that I'm carrying a little one for you.
Sam: [quietly] Well, I am carrying a little torch for you.
Diane: Well, I'm not carrying one for you.
Sam: Then I'm not carrying one for you either.
Diane: You just said you were.
Sam: No, I said that only to get you to admit that you are. That's all.