Diane Quote #97
Quote from Diane in Now Pitching, Sam Malone
Diane: May I ask you a question?
Lana: You want to know how he was?
Diane: [scoffs] What? You think I'm gonna stand here and listen to you tell me how good Sam was? Fair?
Lana: What do you wanna know?
Diane: I want to know how you can live with yourself.
Lana: I can't. That's why I like having young athletes around. I've always been crazy about them. You know, sometimes when I'm with one, I swear I can actually hear the crowd cheering.
Diane: You know, I could understand this behavior from an oversexed adolescent or something. But you're...
Lana: An older woman? Middle-aged? All the more reason to grab some youth. You know, there was a time in my life when men would invent tricks and schemes to get my attention. Well, now I'm the one who schemes a little to get theirs. That's not too unfair, is it? But don't be too concerned. Someday, even that won't work. Don't judge me until the bloom is off your rose, honey. Ta-ta. [exits]
Diane: She is good.
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Quote from Cliff
Norm: You know, I saw Teddy Kennedy over there.
Carla: Whoa. Norman, really?
Diane: I still say that Kennedy will be president some day. [all groan] No, wait. Maybe even next time. You know how politicians are.
Norm: Doesn't make sense.
Cliff: Nah, I really don't think so, there, Diane. I've got a pet little theory about that. You see, if you go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their last name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected.
Man: So who's gonna win, Cliff? Reagan again? Mondale?
Cliff: No. Not a chance. See, I figured it out. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yelnik McWawa.
Sam: That's the stupidest name I ever heard.
Coach: Sam, please. You're talking about our next president.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Hey, Diane, we're talking here.
Diane: She's talking. You're killing time between thoughts.
Sam: You got a problem?
Diane: Look, Sam. Just watch it, OK? She's not one of your usual bimboettes.
Sam: That's what I like about her. She's got a lot of class.
Diane: While I have never been a big fan of the women you date, I will say that at least they were too stupid to be harmful.
Sam: I knew they'd grow on you.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sam, Lana gave me a message for you but I can't remember it.
Sam: Lana's here?
Coach: That's it.
Coach: By the way, what are you two doing? We got a lot of customers out there.
Sam: Coach, I got a problem. Diane's helping me talk through it.
Coach: Look, Sam, let me tell you something. You've faced a lot of tough problems. You always found a solution but ever since Sir lsaac Hayes here came along... No offence, Diane, I love Sir lsaac Hayes, but, Sam, since then, it's been talk, talk, talk.