Carla Quote #48
Quote from Carla in Coach Returns to Action
Carla: Hey, let me do it.
Sam: Oh, give me a break, Carla.
Carla: No, come on. I'm an expert at this stuff. I've got four kids and one bathroom. My kids gave me Drano for Mother's Day. Here, give me that wrench. I'm going in there.
Sam: All right, go get them.
Carla: [shouts] Okay, everybody out of the men's room.
Man: [o.s.] Why didn't you say that before you came in?
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Quote from Cliff
Diane: Well, what I can't fathom is how one can drink cold beer in freezing weather.
Norm: Cliff? Explanation please.
Diane: Now, how do you know he has one?
Norm: Five bucks says he does, ten says it's a doozy.
Cliff: When the British ruled Punjab...
Norm: Ten bucks all the way.
Cliff: ...they drank steaming hot tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside temperatures. See, conversely, drinking an ice-cold drink on a cold day actually results in a more comfortable body temperature.
Diane: All right. Why do you drink ice-cold beer on a hot day?
Norm: Mr. Clavin?
Cliff: What else are you gonna do with it?
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, I don't know what I'm doing back there. Does anyone know anything about plumbing?
Cliff: Well, the Romans had an elaborate system of aqueducts. They were sort of the forerunners of...
Sam: Cliff. Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.
Cliff: Oh, hey, sorry, Sammy. Strictly theory.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sit down, I'll show you the place. Have a seat. Now, let's see. This is the bar. Those are the bottles. These are the glasses. That's a stool. Any questions?
Nina: Well, you know, I've always wondered what gas you use to pressurize those beer kegs.
Coach: Probably unleaded.