Diane Quote #62
Quote from Diane in Truce or Consequences
Diane: Sam. Sam did this? He's a beast.
Carla: No. Sam's been really good about it. I mean, he's always helped out with the kid. I've never blamed him for anything. I mean, it's as much my fault as his.
Diane: But you bore the child, you're raising the child. You plucky little soldier, you.
Carla: Diane, um... Sam and I are the only ones that know, understand?
Diane: Oh, Carla, I... I just wanna hug you right now.
Carla: I feel kinda close to you, too.
Diane: [sings] People... People who need people...
Carla: Good God.
Diane: Carla, my gumba. [passes out in Carla's arms]
Carla: I like somebody who knows when she's had enough.
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Quote from Coach
Diane: How dare he chastise her? She can barely scrape out a living. How much suffering does the poor woman have to do? She's raising four children, not to mention that one of them is Sam's...
Coach: One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid?
Diane: No. No, I didn't say that.
Coach: Wait a minute. Let me figure this out, now. Uh... Sam knows Carla five years, right? And Carla's youngest kid, Gino, is seven and a half. That's it. It works out.
Diane: Wait a minute. Gino is seven and a half years old?
Coach: Yeah.
Diane: And Sam and Carla have only known each other five years?
Coach: Right, but who would ever figure that Gino was Sam's kid?
Diane: She lied. She deliberately lied.
Coach: You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid?
Diane: No.
Coach: Holy mackerel! This is gonna break Sam's heart when he hears this.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hello. My name is Carla. I'll be your slave for the evening.
Quote from Coach
Diane: I reached out to her. That weasel. Coach, what do you do when you are so furious you have to do something?
Coach: Well, I know you'll think it's kind of crazy, but I bang my head on the bar.
Diane: Doesn't sound crazy to me. It might do me a lot of good right now.
Coach: Well, OK. [bangs his head on the bar]
Diane: No, don't. Stop that, please.
Coach: You feel better?
Diane: Yes. Thank you. How about you?
Coach: Oh, I feel fine. I mean, to me, it's kind of a picker-upper.