Cliff: That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Hugh: You know something, they should both go. [many people voicing assent]
Pete: Yeah, they should both go.
Carla: Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. What about my sob story? I got eight kids. [sobbing]
Cliff: Heard it.

Rebecca: Well, how can they both go? We don't have enough money for two trips.
Hugh: Well, that figures, huh?
Pete: Oh, what a rip-off!
Sam: Uh, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, take it easy. Take it easy now. Maybe they can't both go on a cruise, but they can... Uh, they can both win a prize.
Rebecca: What are you talking about?
Sam: Well, sure, sure, our other first prize. Listen, one of you guys can go on the cruise, and the other one gets this very, uh, very, special surprise. Yeah, we have a... We have a wonderful, uh, wonderful other first prize. It's a- A beautiful painting. Huh?
Man #2: Oh, my God, is that an original Tidwell?
Rebecca: Y- Yes, it certainly is.
Man #2: I've always wanted a Tidwell. Um... Uh, would, uh Would mind taking the cruise?
Man #1: Not at all.
Man #2: Thanks. Boy, I've dreamed of owning a Tidwell all of my life.
Carla: And you tried to tell us you were a loser.

Sam: Say, does that, uh, painting give you any idea how to thank me?
Rebecca: Yes, Sam. Next week, we'll all chip in and have you fixed.