Norm Peterson Quotes     Page 74 of 74

Quote from Dance, Diane, Dance

Diane: Yes, yes. Look at me. [muffled laughter] Ever since I was a child, I wanted to dance so badly.
Norm: Ooh, looks like you got your wish.


Quote from Rich Man, Wood Man

Woody: Ah, it's good to be back, guys. Yeah, even though I had to give up Kelly and I'm heartbroken, I'm pretty miserable, at least I'm not rich.
Norm: Well, Wood, it may not be as bad as you think.
Woody: Well, what do you mean, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Kelly and I had a little heart-to-heart last night, and, uh, it turns out she's gonna give up her money and try to live the way you do.
Woody: Kelly wants to do that for me?
Norm: Yep, matter of fact, she's taking the subway over here right now.
Woody: Kelly's taking the subway by herself?
Norm: Yeah, she wanted to prove to you she could do normal things.
Woody: Well, she can't do normal things. She's never learned how. She's gonna be eaten alive on that subway!
Norm: Go after her, Wood.
Woody: Good idea, Mr. Peterson. Can you watch the bar for me?
Norm: Oh, all right! Some days, Cliffie, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Quote from The Beer Is Always Greener

Cliff: You know, uh, American cheese is one of the world's finest cheeses.
Norm: Melted on a saltine, that's a- That's a party in your mouth.
Paul: Anybody feel like maybe we should, uh, walk on back to Cheers?
Alan: Yeah, let's do that, huh?
Norm: Okay. Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Boys, be prepared. [carries the tray of ribs out]

Quote from What Is... Cliff Clavin?

Norm: Sammy, any sign of the book down there?
Sam: No. Are you sure that, you know, one of you guys didn't like just pick it up and browse through it? I'm not going to be mad.
Norm: Come on, Sam. Trusting the book with us? That's like trusting the H-bomb with a pack of spider monkeys.

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