Sally: Cliff, is something the matter?
Cliff: No, uh, nothing's the matter. What could be the matter? I'll tell you what's the matter, Little Miss Porsche. You try to do a girl a favor, help her become a little bit more attractive, and next thing you know, she's out there attracting people.
Sally: Is that what's bothering you? This makeup? Is that what all this is about?
Cliff: Well, yeah, you got to admit, before you put it on, you were a- a sweet thing who, uh, was content to sit by a dear friend's side on an evening and watch a rousing, wholesome game of Jeopardy.
Sally: So all I have to do to make things right between us is take off all this silly makeup and go back to being the way I was?
Cliff: Wow, you you'd do that for me?
Sally: No way. I like the way I look in makeup. Wait till they get a load of me at the Yarn Barn.
Cliff: It makes you look like a cover girl.
Sally: [laughs] I'm sorry, Cliff. That's what you're stuck with. You're just going to have to learn to live with it.
Cliff: Well, I guess I'm big enough of a person not to let your appearance get in the way of our relationship.