‘Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2’
Season 6, Episode 4 - Aired October 22, 1987
Sam tries to get Carla and Eddie over their superstitions on what's supposed to be their wedding day.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Eddie. Eddie, Eddie. Wait a minute, man. Whoa. Where you going?
Eddie LeBec: I can't face her right now. I mean, even if I did change my mind and decide to stand up to Mama, Carla would never forgive me for the way I ran out. I mean, if I went in there right now, she'd tear my head off.
Norm: Come on, Eddie. I think you're underestimating Carla just a bit here.
Eddie LeBec: What, you don't think she'll be mad?
Norm: No, I don't think she'll stop at your head.
Quote from Woody
Woody: [on the phone] Father Berry? Listen, Sam can't talk right now, but, uh while I got you on the phone, can I ask you a question? Do you have to pay any membership dues to be a Catholic?
Quote from Norm
Cliff: They don't look too happy to me.
Norm: No. They do look married, though.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: What's that ugly-looking thing?
Rebecca: It's not an ugly thing. It's a Wabby.
Sam: What's a Wabby, Webecca?
Rebecca: It's a "Women of Boston Business" award. I'm very proud of it. It happens to be very prestigious. Thousands of women have won it.
Sam: What's it doing out here? You trying to impress your boss?
Rebecca: I'm glad you reminded me. I'm completely forgot he was coming.
Sam: Yeah, sure you did. Hey, you know, every time Evan Drake's name gets mentioned you get a little red around the gills. Do you have a crush on him or something?
Rebecca: I beg your pardon. He happens to be a married man. Although not happily.
Sam: Oh, you do have a crush on him. How cute! "Oh, Evan, Evan. [kissing sounds]"
Quote from Norm
Norm: Great stuffed mushrooms, Cliffie. Try the Swedish meatballs. They're out of this world. Yeah. Ooh, try 'em together! Together!
Rebecca: Excuse me, gentlemen. Do you plan on leaving any hors d'oeuvres for latecomers?
Cliff: Hey, you snooze, you lose.
Norm: Ooh-ooh! Rumaki! Come on.
Quote from Woody
Bandleader: And now it's time for the traditional first dance, and we all know who's going to start it.
Woody: Holy cow, it isn't me, is it?
Quote from Sam
Sam: How about a cup of coffee, huh?
Rebecca: Why would I do that?
Sam: Well, because I've seen a lot of ladies hit the champagne in my time. One minute they're doing just fine. The next minute it kind of sneaks up on them and they're doing all sorts of wild and crazy... Why am I giving you coffee?
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: What are you looking at, pretty lady?
Rebecca: I'm looking at you.
Sam: Well, I'm looking back at you.
Rebecca: I think I'm beginning to see you in a whole new light.
Sam: Why don't you tell me what you see?
Rebecca: You have a really weird face. Your eyebrows are growing together like a big old ugly caterpillar. Oh, look, they're cutting the cake.
Quote from Sam
Carla: Who are we trying to kid here? We're living in the shadow of the curse we brought on ourselves. I can't go on with this.
Eddie LeBec: Come on, Carla.
Carla: No, no, no. I think maybe we should get an annulment.
Sam: Oh, would you two stop it?! I can't believe... This should be the happiest day of your lives, and all you've done is moan and groan all day long. I mean, come on. It's one thing to play along with this superstition stuff for, you know, for some fun, but you're letting it interfere with your happiness here. You two are wonderful. You got everything in your life to look forward to. Please, please, come on. Trust me. Nothing bad is going to happen. [when the phone rings, Sam puts his hand on the receiver to stop Woody answering it] You got my personal word on that. I mean, superstition, it's for the birds. Just go on with your normal life. Woody, do you mind? All right, fine. Go ahead. Answer it. It's probably just somebody who wants to, uh, know what time the bar closes.
Woody: [on the phone] We close at 2:00. Eddie, it's for you. Some guy from the Bruins.
Sam: Maybe, maybe you oughta...
Eddie LeBec: Probably just want to congratulate me on my wedding.
Sam: Yeah, right. That's it. That's it.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I want to talk to you a minute. Miss Howe, I think I can get this wedding back on track.
Rebecca: Thank God.
Sam: Yeah, but I have one little condition.
Rebecca: You pull this off and you can have anything you want.
Sam: Really?
Rebecca: Except that.
Sam: Actually, all I want to do is get rid of these stupid uniforms.
Rebecca: Mr. Malone, ever since you have worked here, you have done nothing but whine about these uniforms. Now, I put a great deal of thought into them and I happen to think they make a statement.
Sam: Oh, yeah. They say I'm a lima bean. All right. Fine, fine. If you insist on keeping these uniforms, then there'll be no wedding, no wedding reception, and you and Mr. Drake can spend an intimate evening watching 40 quarts of guacamole turn black.
Rebecca: Fine, fine. Get rid of the uniforms.