Mama LeBec: Carla. Carla. Carla. [kisses Rebecca on the cheek]
Eddie LeBec: Non, Maman Maman.
Mama LeBec: Eddie, c'est qu'elle est belle.
Eddie LeBec: Non, non, Maman. C'est Carla.
Mama LeBec: [chuckles and then hugs Rebecca again] Carla!
Eddie LeBec: Non, non, Maman.
Rebecca: No, no, no, no. Me Rebecca. Her Carla. Enjoy.

Carla: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, wait a minute. Before you say anything, I know what your mother said. And it doesn't matter to me. You finally convinced me that our love can conquer any bad luck that comes our way. I mean it. Anthony and Annie moving in, your ma hating me, Anthony hating you, twins Every time one of these little piddling things came up, I kept thinking you were going to say the wedding's off.
Eddie LeBec: The wedding's off.
Carla: Yeah, that's what I kept expecting you to say.
Eddie LeBec: The wedding's off.
Carla: Yeah, yeah, we're all clear on what I thought you'd say.
Eddie LeBec: The wedding's off. [storms out]
Carla: But you never said it.

Rebecca: Oh, damn, I bet chucklebrain forgot to pick up the napkins.
Woody: Oh, no, Sam didn't forget. Eddie brought these special wedding ones they had made up.
Rebecca: "We don't want to get married. We have to. Ha, ha." Cute.
Woody: You see the little hillbilly with the shotgun?
Rebecca: Yes, he's nice, isn't he? But I think these are just a little too funny for the reception. Burn them.

Carla: You saw me.
Eddie LeBec: I saw you.
Carla: I saw you see me.
Eddie LeBec: I saw you see me see you.
Sam: Oh...
Carla: Shut up. You're making it worse. [to Eddie] Oh, my God. We were so careful about every single thing, and then we blew the single most important superstition of all: seeing the bride on the day of the wedding. What are you doing here?
Eddie LeBec: I was meeting my mother. What are you doing here?
Carla: I came by to get my check! That's it. We've blown it. We can't get married now. Call me in 2042.
Eddie LeBec: Yeah, okay. I'll see ya.