Andy: Take heed of perjury. Thou art on thy deathbed!
Professor DeWitt: I love it! A Desdemona that fights back!
Diane: Help! This psycho's trying to kill me!
Coach: That's the only line of Shakespeare I ever understood.
Andy: I saw you kissing Sam! I saw you kissing Sam!
Sam: Saw you kissing Sam? Is that in the play? Someone help me, will you?
Andy: Mummy! I'll clean up my room, Mummy!
[After Sam peels Andy off Diane, Cliff restrains his arms and Norm sits on him]
Carla: What time's the second show?
Diane: [to Andy] I hope you fry for this.
Sam: Ssh. Are you going to be OK?
Diane: I'm having a little trouble breathing.
Sam: No, no, I meant for tonight.