‘Head Over Hill’
Season 10, Episode 9 - Aired November 14, 1991
When John Allen Hill stops Cheers from using the Dumpsters out back, Sam asks Carla to get revenge on him.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Oh, I just hope Sammy doesn't find out about this.
Lilith: Oh, Carla, you're going to have to face Sam sooner or later. He's bound to find out.
Rebecca: Yeah, Lilith's right.
Carla: Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay. Well, I'll just catch Sam tonight when nobody else is around and I'll tell him the truth. I'll tell him that what happened with Hill was a one-time thing and it'll never happen again. Unless I accidentally catch a glimpse of those wiry, bantam legs of his.
Quote from Norm
Woody: Poor Mr. Clavin. Who knows what happened to him.
Norm: I'm kind of worried about him, really. Why don't you give me the phone? I'll check the hospitals or something, shouldn't l? [dials the phone] Uh, Mass General?
Paul: Hey, Normie, I got dish.
Norm: I'll call you back. [hangs up]
Quote from Frasier
Norm: Frasier, Frasier, did you hear about Carla and Hill?
Frasier: Did I hear? Who do you think told Paul?
Pete: Wow, Carla and Hill. I saw it coming.
Phil: You didn't have to be Kreskin.
Lilith: Frasier, I cannot believe that you revealed what is essentially a professional confidence.
Frasier: Sweetheart, did she pay you a dime?
Lilith: No.
Frasier: Then why are we having this discussion?
Quote from Woody
Woody: What's everybody talking about?
Frasier: Woody, when, uh, Carla went upstairs to, to see Hill today, she, uh... Well, they did the deed, you know what I mean?
Woody: I'm not following you, Dr. Crane.
Frasier: Carla and Hill, they rocked each other's world. They thumped.
Woody: What?
Frasier: They had sex. Carla and Hill had sex.
Sam: What?!
Woody: Come on, Sam. Even I got it that time.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Where's Norm, Woods?
Woody: He's out looking for you.
Cliff: Oh, boy. [TV switches on] All right, I guess I'd better go find him. [channels switching]
Paul: Hey, look, it's that Cannon episode where he dresses up as a pimp to save the runaway.
Cliff: Norm's a big boy. He can take care of himself.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Are you all happy now? Your gossiping and rumor-mongering is resulting in a possible rift between Carla and Sam. Rather than allow her the time and space to open up to Sam in her own good time, you all have been behaving like a gaggle of fishwives.
Frasier: Well, hey, you blabbed first, girl.
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy, I don't know what to tell you. I guess all the insults and the venom, and the blood hatred just kind of turned us on. It's the old story.
Sam: Guess so.
Carla: Oh, Sammy, I let you down. I slept with the enemy. Please forgive me. Please don't be angry.
Sam: No, I'm not angry. It's just well, the way I see it, uh, you let down the whole team. It's like, you know, bottom of the ninth, one out, runner on first, you're up at bat. Coach tells you to bunt. Team expects you to bunt, the runner on first expects you to bunt, fans expect you to bunt. But instead of bunting... [shouts] you sleep with John Allen Hill! No! No!
Carla: Hey! Take it easy! You're supposed to forgive me.
Sam: How can I forgive you?! You slept with that evil, little dwarf!
Carla: Is it my fault the guy is such a turn-on?
Sam: Oh, stop. Oh, yuck, yuck! Oh, God!