‘Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa’
Season 11, Episode 9 - Aired December 3, 1992
Carla resumes her love-hate relationship with John Allen Hill. Meanwhile, Cliff sinks to a new low as he claims that Adolf Hitler has moved into his apartment building.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I'm... I'm getting lost here. Do- Do you like this guy or not?
Carla: Of course I do. But I can't tell him.
Sam: Why not?
Carla: Because if I tell him, then he won't have anything to do with me. Just like if he told me, I wouldn't have anything to do with him.
Sam: Oh, all right, all right, all right, I see. So- So you're saying... Shoot! I almost had it.
Carla: I guess there's only one thing I can do. I've gotta go to the hospital and straighten things out.
Sam: Yes! Yes! That's it! You've gotta go to the hospital, and no matter how much it costs you you've gotta tell the guy that you care for him.
Carla: No, Sam. I have to go and tell him that I don't care for him.
Sam: Right! Right! I was gonna say that next. You gotta go and tell him that you don't care for him. Right. Okay.