Mike Ditka: [on TV] Robert Vanderveer and Kenneth Montoya for Tris- Tristan and lsolde Get a Place in Jersey. And the winner is... [drum roll]
Kim Alexis: [on TV] Diane Chambers, The Heart Held Hostage. [applause] [dramatic music playing]
Frasier: Can it be? Is it really her?
Diane: [on TV] Thank you all. And thank you, cable television, for allowing those of us who eschew the pap and pablum of commercial television to sing, to dance, to write and to listen to the whispers of our muses. Although sometimes the voices of Calliope, Clio, Erato, Euterpe, Melpomene, Polyhymia, Terpsichore, Thalia and Urania are too soft to be heard. Forgive me, gals, if I forgot someone.
Frasier: God, is it her.
Diane: [on TV] Thanks to my parents for conceiving and bearing me. Although both wanted a boy locked as were so many of their generation in masculine primacy. Anyhow, where to begin?