Fire Marshal Dobbins: Well, I discovered the cause of the fire. Same old story. Some idiot tosses a cigarette into a trash can, and the whole thing goes up.
Rebecca: Are you sure?
Fire Marshal Dobbins: Yeah, seen it 100 times. When are people gonna learn? [Rebecca hyperventilates] Are you all right?
Rebecca: Uh-huh, I'm fine. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Frasier: You know, I couldn't help overhearing that conversation. Wild guess: Your cigarette?
Rebecca: No.
Frasier: Rebecca, you burned down the bar, didn't you?
Rebecca: What, am I wearing a sign?
Frasier: Are you gonna tell Sam?
Rebecca: Could you?
Frasier: I don't really think it's my place.
Rebecca: No, I mean, could you tell him you did it?