Quote from Cliff in My Son, the Father
Cliff: You know, uh, I've been thinking about Carla's son becoming priest. Get this, "My son, the father." Get it? "My son, the father." That's a rich comedy area, I'm telling you. Frasier: Lord help me, I miss the "daffynitions." Cliff: Oh, hey, do I hear a request? Okay. Daffynition. Psychiatrist: a guy who shrinks your head and your bank account. Lilith: [chuckling] Ouch. Bull's-eye. Cliff: Yeah, well, you know, I've got enough material for an entire stand-up comedy act. Okay, all right, uh... Why is it that women go to a "stylist" and men go to barbers? What's up with that? Lilith: [chuckles] That's so true.