Sam: [on the phone] Yo, Kevin. Hi. Sam Malone here. Hey, listen, you remember how I told you about that game my bar is playing against, uh, Gary's Old Towne Tavern? Yeah, how'd you like to get in on that? No, I- I know, I know you've got a busy schedule and all that.
Carla: Sammy tell him it's for charity.
Sam: No, no listen, I understand, I understand. I'm not gonna bust your chops here. You know these needy orphans have been through it all. They're used to people letting them down. Oh, I'm sorry, didn't I tell you it was for charity? Oh, I'm sorry man. Yeah, charity. Well, no, don't worry about it. I can get one of the Lakers to do it. I mean, they're good guys. I mean, they'll give up an hour of their time to change some poor kids' lives.
Frasier: Sam, leave the man alone. You know, if somebody doesn't want to do something, no amount of manipulation, cajoling, pleading or lying can get them to change their mind.
Sam: That's fantastic, man! All right. I'll see you down here. [hangs up]
Frasier: Could you call Lilith for me? I'll...