Woody: Now, when you purchased the Lady Baldy, you knew full well that it pulls hairs out by the root, correct?
Rebecca: Yes, I did.
Woody: Then wouldn't you have to be a complete idiot not to expect some irritation or discomfort? [Rebecca is silent] Come on, what's your answer? We're on television. Thousands of people are watching.
Rebecca: Okay, okay. Well, I guess...
Woody: Oh, you guess? Great, great. You guess.
Hey, this is a news show. We're here for the facts.
Rebecca: All right, so, the facts are...
Woody: Eh! Too late. They've gone to commercial. You're what was.
Norm: Woody, that was a mean, vicious streak. I've never seen that side of you. Where does that come from?
Woody: Well, our theater's doing a production of 12 Angry Men.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: We've only got six, so we have to be, like, twice as furious.