Quote from Rebecca in Don't Paint Your Chickens
Mr. Anawalt: You think you could handle a triple-raise in salary? Rebecca: Oh, yes, sir. Mr. Anawalt: You think you could handle an executive position with my marketing team? Rebecca: Yes, sir. Mr. Anawalt: Think you could start Monday? Rebecca: Yes, sir. Mr. Anawalt: Welcome aboard. Rebecca: Oh, yes, sir. Sir, th- This is a dream come true for me. [knocking at door] Mr. Anawalt: Yes? Agent Adams: FBI. Mr. Anawalt, you're under arrest. Mr. Anawalt: What's the charge? Agent Adams: Insider trading. Come on, let's go. Take him downtown. Rebecca: No! Agent Adams: Read him his rights. Get those files. Rebecca: You can't do this. This man is innocent. Mr. Anawalt: No, they have me dead to rights. Rebecca: Oh. Mr. Anawalt. Mr. Anawalt. I'll wait for you, sir. I'll be standing right here, waiting for you. [thunder crashes] I think I am the unluckiest person on earth. [rain pattering]