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Quote from Woody in Send in the Crane

Carla: "Did you hear about the human cannonball? It's hard to find a man of his caliber."
Cliff: I don't, uh, hear any hilarity ensuing there, Wood-man.
Woody: Oh, you have to try them both at the same time, the props and the jokes. Try it again.
Cliff: Boy, this is going to be flop city.
Carla: "Did you hear about the human cannonball? It's hard to find a man of his caliber."
[Norm and Carla laugh as Woody honks a horn and squirts water at Cliff]
Woody: See? Can't miss.
Norm: Let me try this. This looks like fun. Uh, all right. "You hear about the sword swallower who only eats penknives 'cause he's on a diet?"
[Woody once again honks a horn and squirts water at Cliff]
Cliff: All right, all right, you think that's funny? Go ahead, Norm, do another one. [takes the squirty flower from Woody]
Norm: All right. Uh, "Did you hear about the, uh, the tightrope walker who went nuts? They had to, uh, throw a net under him."
[Woody honks the horn and Carla squirts Cliff with the bar hose]
Carla: You know, you're right. It is funnier when you do it.

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