Quote from Norm in Norm, Is That You?
Lilith: Norm, we had to rush over to tell you. Frasier: The new window treatment you designed just went up. It is spectacular. Norm: Are you speaking to another Norm, or do you have a death wish? Frasier: Beg your pardon? Norm: Come on, come on. You think I want these people to know I'm an interior decorator? Lilith: We're sorry, Norm. It's just, we simply cannot moderate our approbation. Norm: Well, give it a shot, okay? Lilith: But you should be decorating professionally. Norm: Oh, no, no, no. Please. Doing you folks a favor was one thing. Any more of this interior decorating junk could really eat into my reputation as a lazy, beer-guzzling lump of mashed potatoes. Frasier: But, Norm, you have a gift. Norm: Gift? Try curse, pal. I spent my whole damn life trying to cover up the fact that I have a great sense of color, and I always know where to stick the ottoman.