Sam: Oh, well, yeah, as long as I'm busted, I guess I might as well tell you the truth here. I- I didn't promise to give up sweets. I promised to give up sex.
Father Barry: Ah... that is a tough one. You know, Sam, the Church does recommend chastity to unmarried people.
Sam: [chuckles] Oh, I'm sorry. You were serious. Uh... How do you do that? I mean, what do you do? How do you not? I mean, a-are there special tricks, or a certain way of sitting, maybe?
Father Barry: Well, yes, but we are strictly forbidden to reveal it.
Sam: You're kidding.
Father Barry: Yes.
Sam: Oh.
Father Barry: You know, Sam, I think you're looking for someone to tell you it's all right to break your vow, but I can't do that. You know, I've found that people who come here looking for answers usually know what the answer is, and I think you do, too.
Sam: Yeah, maybe. Well, thank you.