Linda: Let me guess: you're not really rich at all, are you?
Sam: Well, now, define "rich." I have my health.
Linda: I uh, think I'll just stick with the drink.
Sam: Let me get this straight: when you thought that I was a millionaire, you were ready to go out with me, but now that I'm just a healthy bartender, you don't want to have anything to do with me. I gotta tell you, lady, that makes you an incredibly shallow person.
Linda: Do you actually think this sort of approach is going to work?
Sam: [chuckles] Absolutely. You see, I'm an incredibly shallow person myself. Between the two of us, we couldn't make a decent wading pool. What do you say, huh?
Linda: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Sam: Yeah, well, you probably caught me out at Fenway, huh?
Linda: Of course. I bought a bag of peanuts from you.