Quote from Norm in Home Is the Sailor
Norm: [enters] Oh. This looks like a nice, friendly tavern. Heck, I'll give it a chance. Man: Norm! Norm: Not now, you idiot. Wayne: Yes, sir? Norm: Let's see. What do I feel like today? What am I in the mood for? I guess a, uh, Screaming Viking'd do it. Wayne: Don't you, uh mean a Laughing Swede? Norm: No. Carla: What's the matter, Wayne? You heard the man. Wayne: That drink does not exist. Norm: There's been many a morning I wished to God it hadn't.