Diane: Oh, there's something shiny!
Sam: No. Just another paper wrapper.
Diane: Oh, look at us. We're filthy.
Sam: Yeah. By the way, I hate that dress.
Diane: Considering the circumstances under which it was obtained, it's hardly one of my favorites anymore.
Sam: Well, okay. Then I can count on you not wearing it when you visit me in the poorhouse that you put me in.
Diane: Oh, Sam, get off it.
Sam: No, no, no, wait a second. Le- Let's tally up the damages here. The first ring was $1,200. The box was $290. Four lovely pink frocks was a mere $950. The, uh, damages on the car will be at least a grand. And let's not forget about the $5,200 bite I was hoping to avoid in the first place. Bringing it to a grand total of $9,000 for a ring I no longer have.
Diane: Well, I hasten to add that this was all of your own volition.
Sam: Ah.
Diane: $290 for the box?
Sam: Yeah. Do you like do you like corn on the cob?