Diane: Frasier. You have to admit you and Candi are as different as night and day. You are as different as Sam and l. Frasier, hear me out. We were, as you are, diametrically opposed personalities. Oh, at first, our differences were charming to us. I found Sam's lack of refinement and sophistication crudely provocative.
Sam: Yeah, and I liked the way her hair smelled.
Diane: I'm sure, in addition, you were excited by the intellectual vistas to which I exposed you?
Sam: No, I really think it was that conditioner.
Diane: The point I'm trying to make is that the only thing we had was a great physical relationship.
Sam: Yeah, and we had a lot of that.
Diane: But when we'd go to concerts, Sam would be bored stiff, and I'd be excited, and we'd be on totally different planes.
Sam: Yeah, but we caught the same flight once we got home and hit the old Posturepedic. [laughs]