Quote from Woody in Don Juan Is Hell
Carla: What was the lowest round ever recorded in a PGA-sanctioned golf tournament? Woody: Fifty-nine, Al Geiberger. Carla: He's right. Norm: All right, Woody. Carla: Who was the oldest heavyweight champion? Woody: Jersey Joe Walcott. Norm: Yeah. Bingo. Carla: All right, those were easy questions. Cliff: Two for two. Carla: You're gonna choke on this one. Who was the only pitcher to ever lose a one-hitter in the World Series? Woody: Bill Bevans. Carla: He did it. Norm: All right. Woody: New York Yankees, 1947, against the Brooklyn Dodgers. Norm: All right. That's good, Woody. Woody: Goodwoody. Elmer Goodwoody, shortstop, Boston Beaneaters. Cliff: It's all right, buddy, take a rest. Woody: Take A Rest, winner of the California Derby, 1959. [Norm and Cliff start dragging Woody's chair into the back room] Ten-eighty to win, six-forty to place, three-twenty to show.