Quote from Cliff in The Mail Goes to Jail
Police Officer: Cliff Clavin? Cliff: Yeah, Officer. What's the trouble? Police Officer: Do you know a Norm Peterson? Cliff: Yeah. Well, what is it? Police Officer: Well, we have him down at the station. We've arrested him for mail theft. Cliff: Oh. No, no, no. You've made a mistake there, Officer. Police Officer: No, no, there's no mistake. We caught him red-handed messing with mail boxes on your route. He had a handful of letters. He said he was delivering them for you. Cliff: Yeah, I asked him to. Police Officer: You asked him to? Well, you're out of a job, fella. Cliff: Uh, excuse me, Officer, you interrupted me before I finished. I asked him to quit following me. I mean, the guy, I had him pegged as a sociopath right away. He's a frustrated mailman. We call it postal envy.