Norm: Evening, Sammy.
Sam: Hey, Norm. Norm?! Why aren't you in Bora Bora?
Norm: Funniest thing. I chickened out, just like everybody said I would. Never even got on the damn boat. [laughs] These are getting stale, though. Do you have any beer nuts in here?
Sam: You... You've been hiding in here?
Norm: Just for a week.
Sam: Why?
Norm: You kidding? I made such a flaming jackass out of myself, I'd be a laughing stock if I went out there.
Sam: So you plan to stay in here forever?
Norm: Yeah, is that a problem? Because the way I figure it, Sam, you can just let me in in the morning when you come to work, and then, at night, when everyone's gone home, just let me out.
Sam: Just like I always did.
Norm: "Just like I always did." You! Ha ha, no. You get a bar stool, right? You set it up right nice and close like this. Every now and then you slip me a beer. Come on, it'll be just like it used to be! Come on.