Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest
Sam: I don't know what this all was about? I mean, you make it sound like you're confessing a crime, here. Norm: Come on, Sam, people don't go around bragging about loving their wives. I mean, when was the last time you saw a bunch of guys around a bar slamming beers and exchanging great tales of marital bliss? Sam: So those jokes about Vera are a bunch of baloney. You really love her, huh? Norm: Course I do. Most of them aren't even true, you know. Like that one about the tentacles.