Diane: Get this straight. I'm going away with him.
Sam: Good. Have fun.
Diane: This could lead to marriage, you know. Probably will. Probably nothing. Will lead to marriage.
Sam: Great.
Diane: We'll be Diane and Derek Malone. We'll buy a spread somewhere and call it the Double-D.
Sam: It'll make a nice brand.
Diane: Children. We'll have blonde, blue-eyed children everywhere.
Sam: Have them brush after every meal.
Diane: I'll be your sister-in-law. You'll come over for dinner and say, "She sets a good table and she keeps herself up."
Sam: Had to say something. You just fed me.
Diane: I'll send you Christmas cards every year. "To a wonderful brother at Christmas."
Sam: It'll be nice to be remembered on the holidays.
Diane: The cards will have pictures of us. Derek and l, the kids, the dogs.
Sam: The blonde ones will be the kids?
Diane: This is all right with you?
Sam: If you're happy.
Diane: I'm ecstatic. Goodbye.
Sam: See you at the wedding. Do I get to kiss the bride?
Diane: I think you know what you can kiss.