Quote from Coach in Showdown, Part 2
Diane: Coach, let me ask you a question. Coach: Diane, you're asking a guy who's taken a lot of fast balls in the head. Are you sure you want to ask the question? Diane: Coach, do you think I'm a smart person? Coach: You're the smartest person I ever met. Coach: Well, l, Diane Chambers, bred and educated to walk with kings, once offered a full scholarship at the Sorbonne, have allowed myself to become attracted to a six-foot-three-inch bubble-gum card. Coach: Well, gee, I think I can help you with the sore buns, Diane, but... the rest of what you say is all over my head. Diane: Coach, I'm making a confession here. Not just to you, but to myself. Maybe I'll feel better after I say this. I... I... Coach: I got it. You're hot for Sam's chili? Diane: I think Keats would have said it differently, but I'll accept that.