Coach: You know something, Sam, I always thought you'd make a great date for Diane.
Sam: Oh, Coach, that's crazy. Or is it?
Coach: Let me think about that.
Sam: Of course. That's what she's doing. Oh, that's cute. That is cute.
Coach: Gee, thanks, Sam. I have lost a few pounds.
Sam: No. Don't you see what she's doing? She's setting me up with herself.
Coach: That little scamp.
Sam: Yeah. You heard what she said. "Bright, witty, attractive, the perfect girl." She's talking about herself. Who else could she be talking about? She's not gonna bring another girl in here tomorrow night. She wants to go out with me herself. I kind of like that. Our first date. Thanks, Coach. Thanks. If there's anything I can do for you, you just let me know, all right?
Coach: Sam, by the way, there is. One little thing. If you get some time later on, could you please tell me what the hell we were talking about?
Sam: You bet.
Coach: I'm looking forward to it.