Quote from Coach in Let Me Count the Ways
Diane: Did you ever lose a pet? Coach: Uh, like an animal? Diane: Yeah. Coach: Uh, I never had a pet, Diane. But my grandfather had a dog that I loved very much. Diane: Oh, what did you call him? Coach: Grandpa. Diane: I meant the dog. Coach: Oh, the dog? Bruno. Diane: What happened to him? Coach: Fell down in the bathtub and died. Diane: I meant the dog. Coach: So did l. My grandfather, poor old guy, got run over by a bus. You know something, Diane? Nobody's ever listened to my story before. And it's good to get it off your chest, you know. If ever I can be there for you, Diane, just let me know and I'll be there. Diane: Well, actually... Coach: Excuse me, Diane.