Quote from Carla in The Tortelli Tort
Carla: Sam, he was insulting you. You so stupid you don't even know when you're being insulted? Sam: Carla, I appreciate you defending my honor, but I used to be a baseball player, I'm used to people riding me. In Yankee Stadium I had to face 50,000 Eddies. I can defend myself without having to call in Spider Lady. Carla: Yeah. I did make a couple of nice moves. Like when I swung... Sam: Carla. Carla, sit down. Look. I'm your friend and I like you. But I'm also a businessman, and as such I don't like what you did tonight. Look, you know, I could get tough with you. My lawyer wants me to do exactly what Eddie asked. Carla: Fire me? [laughs] C'mon. That's crazy. Sam: Carla, I could lose the bar. Carla: Sam, you can't fire me. And I need this job. Think of my kids. If I didn't have this job, I'd have to stay home with them.