Quote from Cliff in The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2
Dr. Pascal: I'm warning you, unless Lilith agrees to go back with me, you're all dead. Cliff: You don't scare me, Pascal. Dr. Pascal: Yeah? Why not? Cliff: Because I happen to own every copy of Soldier of Fortune ever published. I'm telling you people, no "ifs" "ands" or "buts", that there's no working pistol with that configuration. [gunshot] [Carla shrieks] I did miss the Christmas issue.