Quote from Nick Tortelli in Loathe and Marriage
Serafina: Daddy, this is my fiance, Pat. Pat McDougall: Nice to meet you, sir. Nick Tortelli: Aw, enough of the chit-chat. Step into my office. How do you propose to, uh, support my progeny? Pat McDougall: Well, I'm a retired police officer and currently living off disability. Nick Tortelli: What is the nature of your injury? Paul: Whiplash. Nick Tortelli: Very good, difficult to disprove. Very bright. Pat McDougall: Thank you, sir. Nick Tortelli: Bright enough to invest? Pat McDougall: Pardon me? Nick Tortelli: Bright enough to place your future and the future of your entire progeny in the orang-utan act?