Quote from Cliff in Norm's Big Audit
Carla: Hey, Norm, I got an idea. Norm: What? Carla: Why don't I just pick up the phone and call Vera and tell her what's going on? Now, listen. She'll run over to the Ritz Carlton and burst into the room before anything can happen. This way, Dot can't get angry at you, and you'll be off the hook. Norm: Yeah, yeah. Then Dot tells Vera how I came on to her. Either way, I spend the next ten years sleeping on a cot. Frasier: Well, Norm, you could get, uh, someone to impersonate Vera. Norm: Well, thanks, Fras, but I doubt that Ed Asner has time to hop on a plane to Boston.