Quote from Cliff in Ill-Gotten Gaines
Cliff: You know, l- l'd invite you all over to my place, but Ma's down in Florida working on her tan. Yeah, she's got this standing rule that, uh, when she's not around, I'm not allowed to bring any more than two friends over at a time. Norm: Please, she's never gonna know. Cliff: Yes, she will, Norm.