Quote from Carla in Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman
Norm: Look, Cliffie, when is, uh, when is Maggie actually gonna show up here? Paul: Yeah, where is this alleged girlfriend of yours? Carla: Well, uh, Paul, I'm sure there's a very good reason why she isn't here. Cliff: Well, thank you, Carla. Carla: Namely that Clavin dismembered her and stacked her in his freezer. Cliff: Yeah, you know, the police took that call of yours very seriously. [Carla laughs] Missed a half a day's work, thank you very much. Poor Ma didn't know what to think. She tossed out a whole year's worth of Omaha steaks trying to protect me.