Rebecca: [sighs] A slot machine. [gasps] I've never played one of these, but I've always wanted to.
Sam: Hey, hey, come on, no, don't don't do that, please, it's illegal. This is the last thing this bar needs. I'm gonna call and tell them to take it back.
Frasier: It's just as well, Rebecca. These are the devil's own machines. They systematically rob you of your cash and your dignity, one nickel at a time. Allow me to demonstrate.
Sam: Oh, hey, come on, Frasier, don't do that.
Frasier: No, relax, Sam. This is merely for educational purposes. Good-bye, nickel. [coin clanging, bell ringing, coins clanging] [chortling] Free money! The doctor is hot!