Sam: How're you doing, Woody?
Woody: Fine. Fine.
Sam: What're you smiling about there?
Woody: Am I smiling, Sam? Okay, I'll stop.
Sam: You're acting all weird. What's going on?
Woody: Am I acting weird, Sam? Okay, I'll stop.
Sam: Yeah, you're spacing out. You've got that goofy look on your face and that look in your eyes that I always get right after... Aw, don't tell me. You and Kelly couldn't wait till your wedding night, could you? Oh! [hugs Woody]
Woody: It's given me a whole new prospective, Sam. You know, suddenly I understand all those jokes you guys have been telling me. And by the way, ha-ha, Mr. Peterson. And ha-ha-ha, Mr. Clavin. And ho-ho-ho, shame on you, Dr. Crane.