Carla: So what'd you clowns get the happy couple?
Cliff: Well, uh, you know, Carla, recent surveys show there are a lot of wasteful duplication in wedding gifts.
Norm: Yeah. Everybody gets like, you know four toasters and four-dozen fondue forks. They always wind up sitting in a closet somewhere.
Cliff: Yeah, so, uh, we went for the, uh, practical.
Norm: Yep. Ta-dah!
Carla: Hey, wait a minute. Is that a new garbage can?
Norm: Um... yeah.
Carla: Like hell it is. You just took that out of your kitchen and brought it here!
Norm: Hey, this is a seasoned receptacle, okay?
Carla: Oh, God!
Norm: They got some fetish to look at a brand-new garbage can, they can come over to my kitchen.