Quote from Norm in Smotherly Love
Sam: Hey, rich guy, mind if I do a little reading here? Norm: Oh. Oh, Sammy, my tab. Sam: Tab? Oh! Thought it was the Yellow Pages here. Norm: Yeah. Boy, we've had that thing a long time, haven't we? Sam: Sure have, buddy. Look at that, we go all the way back to when we didn't even know your name. "Skinny guy at the end of the bar." Norm: Yep. Yep. It's gotten awfully big. Kind of a disgrace, really. Sam: That it is, Norm. That it is. Norm: Tell you what I'm gonna do. Since I've come into all this money, I'm gonna buy you a new book.