Frasier: It's the Crane Family Circus.
Lilith: Let the mayhem ensue.
Sam: All right, you're here, let's go.
Frasier: All right, Sam, what is the big mystery? Where are you taking us?
Sam: Oh, I wanted to have it be a big surprise, but I can't keep it to myself any longer. Freddie, who would you like to see more than anyone else on your second birthday?
Lilith: Oh, Sam, you got tickets to the Nanny G concert the 1992 Tickle Tummy Tour.
Sam & Lilith: [sing] Tickle your tummy Life is kind of yummy When you're feeling crummy Just look up and laugh a lot.
Frasier: Somebody hand me a blunt instrument, please.
Carla: Here you go. Use it label-side-up so it doesn't crack.
Frasier: Thanks, you're a doll.