Rebecca: Sam, where have you been all afternoon?
Sam: Oh, just pacing back and forth with my sign, ruining John Hill's business. I saw him peeking out the window. I think he's ready to make a deal. How do you like my sign, huh?
Frasier: "I broke a tooth at Melville's. Ask me how." That's a very scary little spider holding the tooth there, Sam.
Sam: That's, uh... That's a crab actually.
Frasier: Crab. Well, looks like a spider.
Sam: You know, a lot of people said that, so I ended up changing the story. I told 'em, that there was this outbreak of poisonous spiders up at Melville's. It scared the hell out of 'em.