Quote from Carla in My Son, the Father
Carla: You know that if you have a kid who's a priest or a nun, you automatically get into Heaven. No questions asked. Paul: Can I get a beer, Carla? Carla: Ah. Paul, Paul... There! [cuts Paul's suspenders] [laughs] Isn't this great? Right now, God is shrugging and saying, "What can I do?"