Frasier: Look, all I'm asking, guys, is that you treat them as if they were at home. You know, they've all been wounded and they're vulnerable, and, well, the truth is, you'll never find a sadder group of people.
Cliff: Oh, yeah? How about the Donner party? Well, you know, they- they got lost in the mountains and had to watch their limbs freeze off while they ate each other.
Frasier: Well, you caught me. Cannibalism is sadder than low self-esteem.