Quote from Frasier in Go Make
Frasier: Now, at 2:00, we have a choice between a sumptuous high tea and a relaxing Swedish massage. Cliff: Ah, 2:00. Right about then I'll be jumping into my mail truck, ripping off my shoes and trying to save my toes from frostbite. Frasier: Hey, nobody held a gun to your head and said, "Be a mailman."